Awkward Encounters with Emily

Here’s the story of an awkward runner
Who was strutting her stuff around the gym
She was on her second mile and really working
And then she face planted

Here’s the story of a handsome athlete
Who was doing cardio on the same track
He watched the runner eat it and went to help her
She got embarrassed and ran

Til the one day when the dude went to Wells Fargo
Where that awkward, clumsy runner held a job
There was silence and suppressed laughter
She had to call her boss

True story.

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